some, like arkansas governor mike huckabee, is concerned they may be coming here for less than noble reasons. [ laughter ] that's not the only concern opponents of taking in refugees have, they're also worried that isis fighters may infiltrate the refugees and try to sneak into the u.s. and that life is in america, a country with cable tv and a pool. is giving your dog bad if unsbreath..buildup try doggie dentures. when you say something that sounds dirty but isn't.
along with them, even though there's no evidence of that happening. [ laughter ] this has been "a closer look." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with more "late night." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ the moment's arrived. for example, "last night i went down to a police lineup to finger some criminals. hashtag muck puppet." [ laughter and applause ] moving on, "it's empty subway car." let's see the definition.
check out "halo 5: guardians" available october 27th for xbox one. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (cole) alright listen up.
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announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- joel mchale, a performance from musician and author, sara bareilles, featuring the 8g band. i remember he came up afterwards and he said, man i had never heard of you before. i've never seen this guy, but i thought you were great. it's like "game of thrones" but you get to play it.
♪ [ cheers and applause ] ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers! you were so nice to me, because i called seth trembling. i was going to say, without the preamble, that's a compliment.
seth: that's the trojan horse you think is gonna take over the country? the first thing i said is, these are men, strong, strong, men. "a very attractive single person you purposely avoid because there has to be a good reason they're single." [ laughter ] for example, "debbie is an empty subway car.
[ laughter ] i'd hate to see him on his birthday -- [ as trump ] melania, a cake. another policy congress -- another policy congress and the obama administration tried was spending hundreds of millions of dollars training and equipping syrian rebels to fight isis in syria. [ cheers and applause ] are you sure you don't want to round it up to 10, general? the one clear cut thing we could do right now would be to take in more refugees. get up to 0 when you switch to verizon and trade up to the iphone 6s. "brendan and i fooled around until i realized he had an amazon package, plus it wasn't the color i ordered." [ laughter and applause ] up next it's, "froho." let's see what it means. [ cheers and applause ] and then trump said, "whoever this 'macho' is, i want him deported. i had ground my teeth down to nubs before the white house correspondents dinner, and i said, how -- tell me how this works. then i was making fun of the name of the redskins, and i kept repeating it, and they cut away to peyton manning, and he had a look like he had just smelled a fart or he was just confused. [ laughter ] when "halo 4" came out with the dreamy "nathan fillion" in it i was like, my life is complete. and now master chief might be dead, but he's gone awol we think. [ laughter ] i don't like the sounds of this macho." donald trump is reportedly planning new campaign events that will feature his wife melania. our first guest tonight is an actor and comedian who you know from the show "community." and from films such as "ted" and "the informant." he's also host of "the soup" which airs friday nights at on e! you were like, "don't [ bleep ] it up." [ laughter ] it sounds like you're talking to a bunch of blind people who also can't hear anything, because they're not reacting to your jokes at all. [ light laughter ] then i just threw this papa john's pizza at him and he was like, oh, thank god. hashtag droopsie daisy." [ laughter and applause ] that was, "seth explains teen slang." we'll be right back with joel mchale. i got 17 months until i can upgrade to the new iphone 6s. i'm building a time machine so i don't have to wait. i get to upgrade to the newest iphone right away, whenever it comes out.